Jun 11
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
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Jun 11
ITS REALLY HILARIOUS HOW PARENTS THINK THAT TUMBLR IS FILLED WITH MIDDLE AGED MEN THAT ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUNG TEENAGERS WHEN ITS ACTUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND
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Jun 11
I wrote a haiku about summer vacation.
Why is it so hot
Is it Monday or Friday
Wait, is that the sun
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Jun 11
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE
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